For those moments when life is too awesome to experience just once..

Seriously? Someone hasn't invented some chip or something where people can replay a moment in their life?

Where the hell are our priorities people?!?

I mean come on, we can put a man on the moon, but if I pull of some awesome ninja stunt, I just have to be reduced to merely telling people about the experience rather than showing them!

I'm one of the most un-coordinated people when it comes to doing complex body motions, so when I was able to do a backflip the only way people would believe me is if I had video evidence....which I did. BUT WHAT IF I DIDN'T?!? Now do you see the need for mind replays?

Also, if I ever want to...oh, I don't know, take the look of sheer joy that my friend has on his face when he eats his favorite food, and then take that and edit it onto some gay porn movie or something you are telling me I need a camera for that?

NO! We are in the effin 21st century damnit, and I demand instant replays for the mind.....unless that leads to some sort of crazy computer vs. human for the world situation, but that would never happen, right?

Sup People of the Internetz

I don't know exactly why I'm doing this, maybe I think I'll become uber popular and be able to dominate the world through witty jokes and observations. Or maybe I just felt like writing some stuff and hope to have some people get a smile out of it. Either way, I have created my own blog. I

I could list off a bunch of things that I plan to do, but I honestly don't know that I even will do anything with this virtual piece of real estate.

So let's see.... I could tell you a little about myself, you'd love to hear that....right???

My name is Gary

Im 18 years old

I am very bored at the moment

I am sarcastic

I like funny stuff

I love ultimate frisbee

I run, swim and bike

I start off every sentence with a capital I

I like video games

If you are reading this, I LOVE YOU

and for some good measure, here is a picture that never fails to amuse me

I hope you enjoy :D